Archive for the ‘motherhood’ Category

Moments of coolness

Head cold is fully developed. Real Sudafed didn’t work. Trying Claritin D generic. So basically I have a bad cold that’s not bad enough to call in sick to work but just right to give me a miserable Thursday.
Yet, there have been some moments of coolness today that I can only describe as the mercy [...]

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10 Days From Hell(or somewhere thereabouts)

Tues 1/27: Maddie 2nd day off school; Walk In Care visit-antibiotics for sinus & respiratory infection; Thurs 1/29 back to school
Fri 1/30: JD & Annaliese Walk In Care visit; bad cough, sore throats–just a cold, push liquids
Sun 2/1: Doug super ill–chest cold
Mon 2/2: JD & Annaliese Pediatrician visit (symptoms worse); JD wheezing–breathing treatment w/nebulizer in [...]

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And now a little dinner theatre

Overhearing Maddie in the next room orchestrating an entire scenario of make believe. She is giving the kids (and the dog) their lines and stage direction.
Actually, it’s completely self serving. Annaliese would not let Maddie read a new book of hers. Annaliese hadn’t had the chance to look through it. Maddie was deeply OFFENDED that [...]

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Easy way out?

I don’t care how early it is. I will put these wild animal children to bed and eat chocolate all night if I have to! I am convinced you will all see me on an episode of “Intervention” skulking down the clearance Christmas treat aisle, sneaking 2 for 1 items in my cart. Upon loading [...]

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Stealing a quote

I had to steal this “Friday’s Quote of the Week” from Jill Savage’s blog: 
“A mother understands what a child does not say.”
~Jewish Proverb
Yep.

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Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies…

There’s an old country song called “Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys”  by Waylon Jennings. It  goes on to list the perils and pitfalls of being a cowboy.
Well, my thoughts go in a little different direction. Moms, don’t let your babies grow up only knowing how to use appliances. Teach them [...]

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Am I Just Weird?

JD went to an awesome birthday party today. Fun stuff to do including a traveling reptile show–real reptiles, not a guy in a costume! Relaxed mom throwing the party, boys running around in a pack consuming too much sugar, snacks and pop. Lots of fun.
Now the invitation said “drop off or stay”. Since this is [...]

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If I Had An Expense Report

Expenses I want to be reimbursed for:
Band aids
crayons
paper
juice
napkins
pencils
mileage for second trip to the store after forgetting essentials because you were    distracted by bickering children
scotch tape
glue sticks
hand soap
de-clutter appt w/professional organizer

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Madison Avenue hamstrings moms

OK, has anyone else noticed the incredible inundation of tv toy ads (even more so than usual) this month? I have. There are about 5-8 minutes of toy commercials in between each kid show on Nick Jr. and Playhouse Disney. You know they’re trying to get into people’s heads early. Ick. I know I can [...]

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What was your question?

There has to be a way for me to answer my inquisitive 5 yr old son when he asks me this:
Did God make the flood? (not Noah’s, ours)
God doesn’t seem to be taking care of it. (not all the water has receded in our area)
Is heaven above space?
Are King and Goofy playing together in heaven?
When [...]

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