If you’re going to chase a rabbit top speed across the fenced in yard you’ve had for over a year, make sure to stop running or at least slow down BEFORE hitting the fence head on, as the rabbit runs under.
Archive for the ‘pets’ Category
4 May
That Effen Dog
So I’m online trying to find out how to plan a birthday party at a local park. Bloody murder scream heard from Annaliese in the back yard calling my name. She’s a screamer anyway but this sounded more urgent. I hear barking dogs. Thinking she’s getting mauled, I run to the patio door, open it [...]
4 Mar
My dog has many talents
This is my dog.
This is my dog with too much time on his paws…
Yep. As I said on Twitter: Some days you’re the dog. Some days you’re the rabbit. How’s YOUR day so far?
23 Dec
Girls and dogs
What Champ says: *whining* “Arr arr arr bark bark arr arr; jump jump on the patio door; arr arr”
Annaliese comes running out of her room: *gasp* “oh puppy what’s the matter? Are you scared? Come here boy. Maddie! We have to let Champ in the room because he’s all alone!”
What Champ is REALLY saying: “Pleeeease [...]
21 Dec
Things you should never have to tell your dog
Don’t kill anything out there just go poop!
Stop eating the chair!
Don’t eat the piano bench!
Don’t step on the children!
Don’t eat the children!
Don’t eat the Christmas tree!
Get off the children!
Don’t lick the paper shredder!
30 Oct
Pet Behavior Tip
If you’re going to sneak out of someone’s room with a stuffed animal to chew, don’t pick the one that talks when you squeeze it.
24 Aug
Did Champ chase the sitter away for good?
We ended a long horrible week yesterday. Doug & I decided to rehire our morning babysitter for the evening so we could hang out and watch our friend play guitar. When we got home I asked Katie how the kids did. She skipped right over the kids into “do you want to know why Champ [...]
26 Jul
Where’s MY treat?
Went to our first training class with Champ, the 75 lb lap dog, this morning. Awesome instructor. We think Champ had some training before he became a stray and then remanded to the county animal shelter. He responds to a few simple commands, doesn’t pull unless there is a worthwhile sniff to be had [...]
24 Jun
ROTFLOL
her: “Hello, Veterinary Clinic can I help you?”
me: “Hi, this is Joni Ruhs. I need to bring in my dog Champ. He’s favoring one of his paws. He stepped in some hot coals from a campfire a few nights ago.”
her: “Sure let’s see where we can take him. Um, you can drop him–”
SPLAT!!!!
me: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh [...]
