How to tell if your 4 yr old is actually sick and not faking…
“JD, do you want some pizza?”
“No, I’m just going to lay down”
“Mom, I need some rest. I’m going to lay down on the couch for awhile”
“Mom, I need to go to the doctor”
“Mom? I have to throw up.” And then does–thankfully in the toilet and not the bed. Phew.
Well, we’ll see how the night goes from here.