The kind of tips I end up giving…

My good friend Dan emailed these to me and they just seemed like something I would pass along to you. Enjoy…

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, sumply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself  and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep  after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of  laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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One response to this post.

  1. Oh my goodness, these made me laugh. Thank you for making me smile this morning. 🙂

    Reply

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