15 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity

Received this in an email yesterday. Now I know some of you probably came up with these ideas personally (ahem, “Vinnie”) and Tam, I’m sorry if this gives Vinnie any more ideas. Enjoy!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy’.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

13. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

15 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

It’s Called … THERAPY

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2 responses to this post.

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    OK – I am SOOOO gonna try some of these out girl!

    Hysterically funny!

    Which ones have you done? Which ones are you dying to do?

    Reply

  2. Alright…finished…

    Have you got 15 more 🙂

    Reply

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