So I’m lecturing my dog–my male dog–since he has chosen my place on the carpet to lay down and chew his bone. I was sitting there first. He stares at me with bone in mouth and I start nagging. Five seconds later, his eyes glaze over, his jaw drops open dropping the bone on the floor. He lays himself down in a huff and licks his pee pee.
Apparently, nagging a man produces the same result regardless of species. Except for the pee pee part. But would they if they could?