Things you should never have to tell your dog

  • Don’t kill anything out there just go poop!
  • Stop eating the chair!
  • Don’t eat the piano bench!
  • Don’t step on the children!
  • Don’t eat the children!
  • Don’t eat the Christmas tree!
  • Get off the children!
  • Don’t lick the paper shredder!
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5 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Beth on December 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    HAHAHA Don’t forget – Don’t pee on the Christmas tree.

    I also use one on my cat – don’t climb the Christmas tree. (she likes to sleep in the limbs!)

    Merry Christmas Ruhs Family!!

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  2. Hey Joni,

    Oh its been way too long. I miss you! I hope you and the family have a Merry Christmas!

    Gretchin

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  3. Don’t forget:

    “You can quit dancing. That’s my dinner you’re eyeballing!”

    “Move over! This is my bed!”

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  4. How about..

    “Stop licking that in front of company!”

    “Stop dragging your but on the carpet!”

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  5. ROFL! I’m glad I caught up with you today.

    For my cat, it’s:

    “Stop eating ____ just to puke it up 5 minutes later!”
    “Get off my feet, you furry furnace! (when we’re asleep)”
    “No, you cannot get in my lap when I’m eating!”

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